I have news for you: That’s…not a necklace.
In fact, you probably shouldn’t wear that at all unless it’s been heavily sanitized. I realize, weirdly skeletal man-thing that you are, this may not have occurred to you, but I want to assure you: The toilet seat is not meant to be worn, neither as an exciting necklace nor ceremonial headdress.
However, if you’re a charred wreck of a man stumbling naked out of a blasted, apocalyptic hell, you may be forgiven the occasional fashion faux pas. But please, pants first, then shirt, then boldly expressionist found-art accessorizing.
We thank you, and the delicate sensibilities of the Post-Apocalypse League of Decency thanks you.
Goodwill on 2222 and Lamar, Austin
One Response to “Wear the Toilet Seat of Shame.”
But at least he’s flushed with success.