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Wear the Toilet Seat of Shame.

I have news for you: That’s…not a necklace.

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In fact, you probably shouldn’t wear that at all unless it’s been heavily sanitized. I realize, weirdly skeletal man-thing that you are, this may not have occurred to you, but I want to assure you: The toilet seat is not meant to be worn, neither as an exciting necklace nor ceremonial headdress.

However, if you’re a charred wreck of a man stumbling naked out  of a blasted, apocalyptic hell, you may be forgiven the occasional fashion faux pas. But please, pants first, then shirt, then boldly expressionist found-art accessorizing.

We thank you, and the delicate sensibilities of the Post-Apocalypse League of Decency thanks you.

Goodwill on 2222 and Lamar, Austin

October 1, 2012   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized bad art, Best Of

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One Response to “Wear the Toilet Seat of Shame.”

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    Kim / 2 Oct 2012 10:56am #

    But at least he’s flushed with success.

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