But first, bunnies gone wild!
Easter’s over, and this bunny likes to kick back, relax, and wait for the party. Kids, this is what too many red jellybeans will do to you…just say no!
If that particular Easter rabbit is too relaxed, too carefree, too “centerfold from Rabbit Fancy,” maybe you’d prefer these bunnybots.
Do you see the similarity? Separated at birth?
These could easily be advanced robots sent out to explore a planet before its taken over and terraformed with fluffy plastic grass and baby chickens. The cyberbunnies roll in on their strange tank-tread feet and subdue all hostile or rebellious life forms with their giant energy pitchforks and flechette rakes. Fear them. The Hundred Acre Woods fell to their insidious pogrom—are we next?
We bring you Easter Greetings, pathetic earth monkeys!
The next morning, Isabella’s horselike body was found drained of blood, a strange, bucktooth-shaped mark in the soft, pale, somewhat dull flesh of her neck. Her body, and the pellets.
“Do you hear them? The children of the night? What beautiful music to they make.”
“Uh…I I give up.”
“I’m sorry?”
“What music dothey make? I didn’t know they even talked. Maybe they chirp a little? Or squeak?”
“I can’t do this if you keep breaking the mood.”
“Oh, ‘kay. Carry on.”
When the bunny lords DO sweep in to take over the planet, they do it in style. Bunny style. Which is strangely Victorian, yet brightly colored.
“Fire the second head!”
Booom! (quack)
Now this…this is luxury. An easy drive through your conquered lands in your egg-chariot, waving at the plebians in the egg-mines. And if anyone tries to resist, blast them with an explosive duck head. It’s a tragedy that you only have two shots.
Only junior will live to tell the story to your servants, and may they be sympathetic to his plight.
I’m guessing this was some sort of modular, DIY paint job kit. There’s some circumstantial evidence. For one, the missing duck heads, unless they actually WERE launched across the Goodwill, but I should have found them in the dried flowers. Sorry, no duck. But here, check out the rest of the bunny.
Detatchable ears? Awesome pen-holder? Screw-in light set? Gas valve (and if so, how big do they get?) Will we ever know?
Easy Bunny from Salvation Army near 620 and 183, Fire the Duck Cannon! from the Goodwill next door. Wooden bunny bots from the GW on 2222 and Lamar, blank bunny bots and pink-eyed vampire bunnies from the Goodwill on Metric and 183.
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