Okay, there’s nothing terribly upsetting about this guy, right?
The eyebrows are a little bit creepy, and he looks altogether too eager to make your acquaintance–and he’s nearly a foot long, at that stage you really should think of making the transition from “plastic miniature” to “stuffed animal,” but maybe he was made for a child with a delicate digestive system, easily rinsed off to hide his shame. His eyebrows are weirdly dark and glossy, and the same color as his nose, and overall he looks a bit like someone you’d expect to encounter sneaking furtively out of the $.25 peepshow arcade.
Oh, no, Nothing so innocemt as that.
This is the bear you’ve been warned about–eager to corrupt innocent young kewpie dolls to service his base physical needs. No doubt he has a harem of PVC-headed, tousel-haired sex slaves. You can see it in his smirk.
“You look young, unbroken, and you have a plastic head. Let’s see if you can do anything about…this.” (Zzzzip! thump.)
I’m sure he’d be even happier if he was anatomically correct. On my limited honor, I did not set up this shot. They were that way when I found them.
Found at Texas Thrift, near I35 and 51st by the Famous Christmas Store, Austin, 9/05.